Jake Eugene VanGundy Writes Things

Where I post things I write.

The viral outbreak in the US needs a plan to “treat” the sickness.

The Ebola outbreak in Africa needs a plan to “contain” the sickness.

fightinwordspodcast:

Episode 27: Sword Art Online/Our High School History Teacher Goes to Jail

This week Jake and Tanner discuss Sword Art Online. Jake wears cardboard samurai armor. Tanner thinks video games about video games are too meta. 

TW: Rape, Pedophilia, Incest.

In which I discuss why Elfheim was awful.

fightinwordspodcast:

fightinwordspodcast:

Episode 26: Attack on Titan/Geography 101

This week Jake and David discuss the popular anime series about giant naked monsters. Jake discusses the shows approximate geographic location. David can’t tell anime people apart. 

TW: Abelism, Prostitution, rape, racism, sexism.

Link Dump:

Another Brick in the Wall Pt.2

Car Commercial with Titans

In which I discuss my fear of children and how much I enjoy watching people get eaten. 

Tbh, if I ever reach anything resembling financial stability I’ll probably die of malnutrition within a couple months because my diet will consist of nothing but pumpkin pie and pumpkin spice lattes.

fightinwordspodcast:

Episdoe 25: Buffy vs. Firefly/A Big One

This week Jake, Tanner, David, Sara and Kirk debate which of Joss Whedon’s two most popular shows are better (it’s Buffy). Jake isn’t a space smuggler and hates Laser Revolvers. Tanner gets talked over a lot and hates unnecessary acrobatics. David goes out of his way to offend Sara and puts everything in D&D terms. Sara yells at David and provides a feminist point of view. Kirk is old and reads XKCD.

TW: Sexism, abelism, suicide, racism.

Link Dump:

Big Bang Theory Podcast

XKCD

Buffy theme

Firefly Theme (warning, is awful)

(via fightinwordspodcast)

Is it normal to have blackouts (as in memory gaps, not passing out) during panic attacks or do I just have strokes sometimes?

Math Quiz

shirkersama:

1.

One plus one

plus one

plus one

plus one

is too many bodies

to fit in this trunk.

We need a van.

2.

Jack and Jill

race down the hill.

They run at the same speed

and start at the same point.

Jill wins.

How is this possible?

Remember:

Jill

always carries a knife

and really hates to lose.

3.

Jen has five friends

and four oranges.

Assume they all

want some.

How many of her friends

should she divide in half

to keep the fruit

all to her self?

4.

Edgar has cloned himself

his clone has cloned itself

it’s clone has cloned itself

and so on and so forth.

How long until the first Edgar

begins to doubt his own

originality?

5.

Your math teacher has twenty-six students

The ones failing his class all disappear,

How many of you shits are left?

First thing I’ve written in a while that got more than like 2 notes. Pretty sure it’s because math teachers are universally monsters.

Reasons Why You Should Love House Martell

suburbanwhitemomvevo:

  • gender equality
  • you can have sex with anyone you want and no ones gonna judge you
  • bastards arent treated like shit
  • the highborns can marry commoners and no one gives a shit
  • its sunny all the time in dorne
  • their fighting style is like 104% badass-er than everyone else
  • oberyn martell is one hot piece of ass
  • their house words should be im sexy and i know it
  • The Targaryen’s never conquered Dorne despite dragons.
  • They were founded by a bad ass warrior queen who I assume was the Westeros equivalent of Xena.
  • They have the closest thing to a water park in the Seven Kingdoms.

(via leftonlisa)

naturepunk:

thewomanofkleenex:

thinksquad:

Amid growing criticism of the military-style equipment and tactics deployed by police in Ferguson, Missouri, a Democrat from Georgia plans to introduce the “Stop Militarizing Law Enforcement Act” in Congress next month.
Rep. Hank Johnson asked his all his colleagues Thursday to join him in supporting the bill, which he said in a letter “will end the free transfers of certain aggressive military equipment to local law enforcement and ensure that all equipment can be accounted for.”
Images of assault rifle-carrying camouflaged police riding through Ferguson on military vehicles similar to the IED-resistant equipment used by American armed forces in combat have proven to be a jolt of energy for a long-simmering debate about police militarization. In his letter to Congress, Johnson signaled that he expects his bill to break through the partisan gridlock in the House.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/evanmcsan/democratic-congressman-will-introduce-police-demilitarizatio#32tdaru

THIS IS A GOOD THING TO CALL YOUR REPS ABOUT.

History in the making.

I highly doubt Republicans will let this go through, but still.

naturepunk:

thewomanofkleenex:

thinksquad:

Amid growing criticism of the military-style equipment and tactics deployed by police in Ferguson, Missouri, a Democrat from Georgia plans to introduce the “Stop Militarizing Law Enforcement Act” in Congress next month.

Rep. Hank Johnson asked his all his colleagues Thursday to join him in supporting the bill, which he said in a letter “will end the free transfers of certain aggressive military equipment to local law enforcement and ensure that all equipment can be accounted for.”

Images of assault rifle-carrying camouflaged police riding through Ferguson on military vehicles similar to the IED-resistant equipment used by American armed forces in combat have proven to be a jolt of energy for a long-simmering debate about police militarization.
In his letter to Congress, Johnson signaled that he expects his bill to break through the partisan gridlock in the House.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/evanmcsan/democratic-congressman-will-introduce-police-demilitarizatio#32tdaru

THIS IS A GOOD THING TO CALL YOUR REPS ABOUT.

History in the making.

I highly doubt Republicans will let this go through, but still.

(via optimistic-red-velvet-walrus)