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Poke-Poems #77-78

“Ponyta”

We rode through fields

and over hills

my girl and I. 

I’d burn the grass

and scorch the stones,

but not my girl.

“Rapidash”

Faster faster faster

Until the girl

Can no longer ride.

The flames too hot,

The speed too intense.

The girl is left behind.

Poke-Poems #74-76

“Geodude”

hapless hikers 

always tripping

mistaking us 

for rocks.

and they

wonder why

we’re ready

to explode.

“Graveler”

We throw ourselves

down cliff sides

laughing with glee

as we crash

through the huts

loosing our pieces

along the way. 

“Golem” 

They hear us rumble

And hide themselves away

But in our shells

We have forgotten them,

No longer seeking vengeance. 

We crush them blindly

-Bumps in the road. 

Go on 3 walks: 2/3

One day with no meat: 

No fast food: (McDonalds and Taco Johns)

Drink at least 2 liters of water each day: 

Go on one run: 

Total: 0

Intellectual:

Read 100 pages of a book(s): X (The Green and the Brown)

Read 15 poems: X

Watch a documentary: X (Science of Evil)

Read/watch news for 1 hour: 

Watch one Khan academy video:

Total: 3

Creative:

Write 5 poems: X

Write one album review: 

Learn or write 1 song:

Write 2 pieces of prose:  

Draw five doodles/comics: X

Total: 2

Social:

Talk to a stranger without being forced to: 

Leave the house every day: 

Return all calls and texts: X

Start a conversation: 

Less than 21 hours online: X

Total:2

Weekly total: 7

Comics based on a nightmare I had recently. Might make a regular thing of this as I like sharing dreams and I don’t make comics as much as I’d like. 

Poke-Poems #72-73

“Tentacool”

swimming in the sea,

a sudden sting, a hundred

pounds pulling you down.

“Tentacruel” 

Feasting on man flesh, the beast

continues to grow:

Sharp beaks, toxic tentacles. 

Poke-poems #69-71

“Bellsprout”

the creator looked down 

upon his leafy creations.

most reveled in light of sun

content to sink their roots deep into the soil

and live their lives in peace. 

but one peculiar flower longed

to be carried away by wind,

to see a world beyond sun rays

and dirt,

to move. 

and so the creator reached down

and plucked the flower

it’s roots unbound the plant

began to roam the earth

it’s restless spirit

set free at last. 

“Weepinbell”

But soon the joy of movement waned 

and as with all sated lusts

it was simply replaced

for as it moved the plant

developed a hunger. 

This hunger could not be filled

by the earth food and sunshine,

it’s mouth began to grow,

it’s poison condensed. 

It began to hunt. 

“Victrebell”

The hunt consumed the once peaceful creatures.

And when man forged their magic stones

The plants began to steal and horde

And use the stones to transform. 

They gained the power to lure their prey

And ceased to wander,

Returned to sedentary lives

By their own desire to consume. 

 

Go on 3 walks: 1/3

One day with no meat: 

No fast food: X

Drink at least 2 liters of water each day: X

Go on one run: 

Total: 2

Intellectual:

Read 100 pages of a book(s): X (Tale of the Body Thief and Conservation Refugees)

Read 15 poems: 10/15

Watch a documentary: X (Jane’s Journey)

Read/watch news for 1 hour: 

Watch one Khan academy video:

Total: 2

Creative:

Write 5 poems: X

Write one album review: 

Learn or write 1 song: X (Creepin Up the Back Stairs - The Fratellis)

Write 2 pieces of prose:  

Draw five doodles/comics: 

Total: 2

Social:

Talk to a stranger without being forced to: 1

Leave the house every day: 

Return all calls and texts: 

Start a conversation: 

Less than 21 hours online: X

Total:1 

Weekly total: 7

Let’s Talk Pokemon.

So there was a shit storm of Pokemon news today and I feel like talking about it because it’s fucking Pokemon. 

Fairy type:

I was a bit indifferent about the whole new type theories but I’m glad they went with fairy instead of light or sound which both seem crazy dumb types to me. From a balancing perspective I’m glad Fairy type attacks are super effective against dragons. Fairy type is alright by me. On one last note: why not reveal Clefairy as one of the fairy types? It’s literally the most obvious fairy type there is. 

New Pokemon: 

Vivillion: I feel like there’s more than enough bug/flying types out there but it looks pretty bad ass so I’ll let it slide. 

Noivern: My least favorite Pokemon of this gen thus far. It’s big derpy ears make me want to kill it dead. 

Talonflame: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WANT ONE. I think it might replace Skarmory as my favorite non-legendary bird pokemon. Plus Fletchling is cute as heck, so this evolution line is looking pretty sweet. 

Clauncher: Not quite as cool as Talonflame but still looks pretty bad ass. 

Skrelp: Meh. I don’t hate it, but it’s not great. I can see it having a pretty cool evolution though.

New Battle Modes:

Horde battles:

I can see that being super useful for grinding, but I can also see it getting real annoying real fast.

Sky battles: 

Fuck yes. I can see it being a really interesting mechanic and it looks awesome. 

Pokemon-amie:

This could go either way. If it replaces the old happiness system I hate it. If it’s an optional thing that you can use to build happiness I’m all for it. 

And lastly, in somewhat pokemon related news: Everything announced except the wii yoga girl in the new smash bro games seems pretty rad. 

Just stayed up until 3 AM rolling a D&D character.

I don’t play D&D.

Poke-Poems #66-68

“Machop”

ribs poke through flesh 

and hunger gnaws 

inside a swollen gut

but still the small creature persists,

in throwing stones and pounding fists

against the ground. 

always in search of some 

imagined perfect self. 

“Machoke” 

His strength exceeds 

the limits of nature.

A belt around his waist

contains excess vitality

to keep himself intact

and yet he still wants more. 

“Machamp” 

He came back different,

Deformed,

Destroying all he dares to touch

A monster of his own creation.